andreweee's law

So I've come to the conclusion that I have to instate a new law.  Apparently no one's thought of this one before.

We will call it "Andrew's Law."  This law is as follows:

In no way, shape, fashion, or form,
are you conceivably, feasibly, likely, possibly,
allowed, granted,
to have, acquire, obtain, possess, procure, or retain
more than one single, precise, solitary, special, and specific
good hair day
within a 48 hour period.

I don't know why this is; it must be something along the lines of Newton's Law of Gravity.  It's something that just is.

And it's terribly unfair for those of us who are
cocky, conceited, self-important, puffed up, and vain
or otherwise full of themselves.

And for people who just try to look nice two days in a row.

So, henceforth and forevermore let it me known, that according to Andrew's Law, no one can have two good hair days in a row.